Update Number Two

Good news! Preliminary feedback from the Venture Capitalists is very positive. 

Everyone I talked with is well aware of the Death Bomb Brand and they are well aware of the exclusive nature of our products.  A common theme was “We have heard a lot about your sausages but we haven’t been able to wrap our mouths around anything.”  Apparently, the tee shirts have greatly enhanced visibility. The investment pros all tried to hit us up for a few pounds of Breakfast, Italian and Kielbasa.  I told them that this will be arranged after we ink a deal.          

The VC’s were very impressed with Tom Blond’s marketing strategy.  Appealing to Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg to ameliorate world hunger with Death Bomb sausages is brilliant. They anticipate at least two of the three billionaires will buy in to the “stop world hunger” slant.  

In addition, they offered a second marketing suggestion.  The investors recommend that we pursue a private deal with the US military.  Evidently, Secretary of Defense, Austin is anxious to try the Brats and the Italian.  The VC point out that the $125 per pound price is nothing for the armed forces.  These guys are accustomed to paying $5,000 for a toilet seat.  In fact, the money people said we should shoot for at least $140 per pound if we sell to the army.  If we grease the skids with 50 pounds of the next production cycle for the Secretary, he may jump at a multi year deal for all 650,000 troops under his command.   I have our accountant, Bryce Watermouse, crunching the numbers but the military deal could be twice as big as the 40 million pounds per year world hunger agreement.

Two simple sales could ring up more than $15 billion in annual revenue.

Meanwhile, Larry Durbin is in the process of looking for a well maintained Boeing 747.  In his opinion it is the best aircraft ever constructed and it should fit the needs of the sausage team very nicely.

More to follow.        

Michael Jay Sinelli, EHQ 

Exalted Hind Quarter